February 2012
13 posts
He complains when I don’t tell him what’s wrong. When I finally work up enough courage and tell him, he does nothing to fix what’s wrong. So I’ve decided I don’t care anymore. I’m not going to get upset when we don’t have sex,when he doesn’t kiss me or when he doesn’t cuddle me. I have come to terms with the fact that he doesn’t know how...
January 2012
19 posts
Whenever I try to be funny I just say things...
davezissou:
You ever listen to Led Zeppelin’s Whole Lotta Love? When it gets to the cool chorus part where Robert sings “oooooo wanna whole lotta love” and Jimmy Page does this pick scrape growl. Well, I like to imagine Jimmy Page is playing a cat so:
OHHHHHHHHHHHH WANNA WHOLE LOTTA LOVE
(MROOOOOOOOOWWWWW)
I am David Stephens and this is my joke, fuck off.
December 2011
27 posts